Band History
It all started years ago. 1977 to be exact.
But it's taken 30 years for US to come together to pay tribute to our favourite band. The Police.
Rehearsals have started for our upcoming domination of the Happy Frenchman in Folkestone.
The band features Bernie Watts on the drums
his love of Stewart Copeland is legendary, as is the fact that he wants to wear shorts on stage and write F*ck off you c*nt on his drums.
These things are achievable with a trip to a sports shop and a felt pen. But please, don't tell Bernie this. He might write on his legs with a felt pen, something about a c*nt!!!!!!!!!
Tim Bradley plays the part of Andy Summers like you wouldnt believe.
Complete with a Telecaster with a neck humbucker. So convincingly in fact, that we are going to rename Tim, Andy Summers-party! There's always a party going on in his pants!!!!
Fat Sting on bass and vocals. Just like the real Mr Sumner. Flying suit and shades. Pisses people off all the time. Especially ex girlfiends who spread lies about the fat one!!!!!!
